Wednesday, October 15, 2008,1:36 PM
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siann.. presentation screw up day... damn sia suey in front of the angmohs.. no face arrrr~
i thot this was funny:
Lum and Steph are in their seventies and they are still as loving as ever. Lum hugged Steph intimately, and asked if she still rmb the 1st time they have sex. Steph giggled, saying of course she does. She recalled their 1st time, 50 years ago when they leaned against the fence of an old tarven and had their hot, sweaty, ermm.. sex. (shit man.. i type liaoz also goosebumps all come out). Lum suggested to relive the unforgetable experience again, which turned Steph on immediately and both the old folkies hurried down to the old tarven, with their walking sticks.
Mr Z, who was just behind them, overheard their conversation. He chuckled to himself as he was curious to find out to old folkies in their 70s wanting to have erm.. sex. He followed them to the tarven and he saw Lum, undressing himself, with Steph leaning against the fence. He was so disgusted by the sight and he thought its better not to witness the sight. Soon, Z heard screams and moans from Lum and Steph. 10 mins has passed, and the screams and moans seemed to be getting louder. 30 mins has passed and the 2 of them finally stopped screaming and moaning, Z turned back and saw Lum collapsing to the floor, totally exhausted and the look on his face, he's so shag tat he almost died from exhaustion. Z was amazed by how incredible Lum is and decided to ask him his secret. "You guys must be having an amazing sex life. Whats your secret of those screaming and moaning after 50 years?"
Lum replied, "Well, I didn't know there's an electric fence here after 50 years..."
