Wednesday, November 5, 2008,3:57 PM
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hey.. fer those who needs a smile today.. hope this brings some chuckles..
3 lonely aging old men are discussing peeing and shitting... jason in his sixties.. was claiming.. "you guys wont believe it.. being in the 60s sux.. i spend half an hour everyday standing in the toilet trying to pee.. but nothing ever came out.. not even a drip of pee.."
"you think being in the 60s sux? what till you listen to what happen to me who are in my 70s.." said bob... "i tried shitting everyday for 1 hour.. even took laxatives and whatever i can.. but not even a single crap came out from moi ass.."
"you guys must be joking... u can never imagine how is it gonna be like in the 80s.." claimed lum... i pee promptly at 6am every morning.. juz like a fountain and nothing's left inside moi bladder.. and i shitted exactly at 630am... juz like a merlion.."
"you are able to pee and shit.. so wats so sucky being in the 80s" asked jason and bob..
"well.. i onli wake up at 7am every morning.."
