saminboston

2009-10-08T01:00:00.002+08:00

meng you ni er mei...

2009-03-23T22:57:00.003+08:00

haha.. its been ages since i had such a great meal.. good company..
as we grow older.. the conversations are more serious ehh...
where's the ehh.. this ger very pretty.. tat ger very cute kinda topics ehh..

2009-03-22T23:44:00.004+08:00

arghh.. wat happened sia.. how come recently so shitty man..
i'm losing control arrr...
haha.. when will my hr come??
faster come faster come!!!

2008-12-10T10:51:00.005+08:00

ohh mann.. i was just packing my luggage.. it feels like... i will be back home... soon... yeahh.. 4 months has passed.. really with a blink of an eye... i will be leaving boston in 7 days... no more saminboston ehh.. hahaha.. and as i blog and look back... i wonder what i have gained this 4 months.. what i have lost this 4 months.. how i have changed.. and what could have been done to make these 4 months a better 4 months...

well... its really an experience of a lifetime.. as waiyen said.. young once only.. and i think i have become more daring in a way ba.. maybe last time wanna go orchard road.. nobody wanna go den i will 4get abt it.. but even no one is going to san fran and vegas now.. i am willing to give it a shot moiself and explore the new horizons.. hahaa.. loner rite.. shittt.. but in a more positive way.. i hope i have gained the courage to pursue my dreams nxt time ba.. zy told me i am too hum to fight for what i want.. and i always blame this blame tat.. blame my life tat dreams never came true.. ohh well.. i admit i cannot control alot of things in moi life.. but at the very least.. and at my very best.. i am able to control my attitude and the way i look at things.. and positive attitude to all yeah!!!

talking abt losses... hahaha.. though its really swee.. steady and relaxing to be overseas.. no need study.. no need stress.. well.. god is fair i feel.. he gives u some he takes some.. i gained some and lost some.. haha... y not take away the 'lost' and replaced it with 'learned' ehh? i gained some and learned some.. positive attitude ehh!! but seriousssslyyyyy.. i have spent most of the time this sem eating alone.. walking alone.. thinking alone.. traveling alone.. yeah.. dun ask y am i such a loner... haha.. i wont really go into the details of my BELOVED roomie.. but yaa.. though the things i am doing maybe fun.. but there's no frens to share the joy with.. and fer me its not wat i am doing but who i am doing the thingy with tats most impt.. shit tastes nicer when me and my frens are eating tgt.. ohh well... positive attitude positive attitude.. at least i am still able to breathe the air of USA ehh.. haha.. and not to mention.. i've found a really sincere and nice fren.. and all i have to say is tat its all the shit tat we had gone through tat forged our frenship stronger and better yeahh.. thank you kailing for your princessly treatments.. it sux sometimes.. well.. most of the times but i truly enjoy it.. haha.. and i cant help wishing i am able to have another thanksgiving holidays just to anticipate and countdown to the days to NYC...

well.. how i have changed.. i dunno.. moi angmoh still as chui as ever... i hate it.. and i really HATE it when i have to repeat moiself to an angmoh cuz he dun understand what i say... but ohh well... on a brighter side.. i survived 214 ehh.. and ya.. i guess i have demolished the fear of approaching pple inside me.. sometimes it really juz take a simple smile and the effort to open ur mouth to get what you want.. and it will really make your day and save lots of hassles and troubles.. yeahh.. even zy's fav quote is "madonna always say pple dun get wat they want becuz they dun ask for it"... yeahh.. and no doubt angmohs are much more frendly than asians.. heehee.. nxt time i dare to juz approach a ger and SAY HELLO liaoz... instead of waiting miserably and whine like a pussy everytime... ohh well.. hahaha.. should have gone america 6 years ago ehh.. shittt...

if there's a chance i could ever change anything for this exchange... i really really hope my BELOVED roomie will go nxt sem.. or whatever sem i am not going.. or dun go also nvm.. as if i care.. it makes me wonder if i really that difficult to mingle mingle with.. or to talk to.. or to eat with.. or to live with........and the list goes on... OHH WELL... at least everything gonna end in 7 days.. yeahh.. 7 days man.. hahaa.. and 1 more thing if i were to change.. i swear i wont eat so much.. its really a slap in the face when u realized to put on 10kg over the period of 4 months.. ohh man... whose fault? positive attitude... i guess its usa fault.. not mine.. who ask them every meal also buffet..

but anyway.. see you guys soon man.. yining lum estelle.. hope everything went well fer ur trip to holland.. its really really an experience of a lifetime.. i am sure u will attain a degree on skills beyond the txtbks... jason.. thanks for everything u have done and every help u have extended man.. i appreciate everything... huka.. thanks fer being NOT attentive during ur 213 and talked to me on every tuesday nights... at least i have 7 - 1 night of loneliness.. waiyen lixing angeline and co.. thanks fer hearing me whine and complain man.. hahaha.. ur ears really made my life smoother and my stay better man... and to all freshies.. 1/2 way through ur journey to be a senior already.. hope u guys had a perfect start to ur uni life and did well for the exams... haha.. thank you 001 for ur time to create this blog for me.. yeah.. go support ur fellow colleague 007's new movie ehh.. see u all in spore man!!! "SAM" has learned alot during this trip.. and whatever he learned has benefited me... adios sam... sam signing off... out

2008-12-01T07:27:00.018+08:00

Hohoho... Thanksgiving holidays.. 1 whole week of holiday... hahah.. (inclusive of me poning few days of lessons of course)... went to ermmm.. NEW YORK CITY... AGAINNNNN... arghhhh.. but this time not alone.. hahaha.. met my UIUC frens.. university of illinois - urbana champaign.. kaoz.. see the name so chimp liaoz.. onli elites and scholars can go tat sch one... HAHAHA.. 1st of all meet RACHEL HOON... MY FELLOW JANGO mate who appeared at the FIRST AND ONLY outing.. hahahaha... 2nd kailing... my pri sch junior.. got to noe her online few weeks ago.. and this is the first time i am meeting her... hahaha.. and zong rong... 1 hell of a super nice guy... though this is the 3rd time i went to NYC.. but its the 1st time i actually have a grp of FRIENDS to travel with.. feel super different and definitely the most enjoyable trip man... they super polite one.. keep feeding me with food all da time... siannnnn... hahaha.. NYC trip wont be the same without them... did ABIT of camwhoring... here we go...

told u they super studious liaoz.. hahaha.. go new york also must go LIBRARY... and of course bentley cannot lose out.. must match uiuc's standard... my 'studious shot' damn scholarly rite.. hahaha.. in the end i gave up... uiuc really much much better than bentley.. hahaha

hahaha.. and new york city wont be new york city without some kinky shots right.. heehee... it feels really good grouping that doll's neh neh.. wahahahah... oops.. saliva overflowing liaoz...

hahaha.. abit of camwhoring here... despite moi F4-look-alike-hair which rachel's bf claimed i have... and my little tummy.. and i repeat.. JUST A LITTLE SMALL TINY BIT of tummy.. i look seh rite... heeheehee...

But sadly.. i am unable to do a full pulled chin-up... ohh man... i guess its the weather tat day la.. too cold.. or the rope la.. seng yek one.. or i tink is the sun la... not bright enough... or i tink its every other thing but me la.... and i repeat again.. I AM NOT FAT OK!!!

But but but... no matter how NOT FAT i am... NBS WILL NEVER LOSE TO SMU RIGHT!!! did a couple of jump shots... hahaha.. i am sure they're much much better than SMU's... hahaha.. thanks to all the frog jumps.. star jumps and dunno wat shit jumps i did last time.. hahah..

Finally... this is the company i had in new york city.. they're nice but super ke qi... bu yao zhe yang ke qi lehhhh... hahhaa... i thank them sincerely for allowing me to join them.. if not i kana pangseh(AGAIN) and have no place to go during the 1 week holiday...

hahaha... and just to convince u guys i've been going for my lessons... here's some jokes to share..

Dr Jolly is the most successful doctor in town earning astronomical income anually.. one day... bob, the federal welfare representative went up to her, hoping she would make some donation to the state which she never does before... upon hearing.. jolly fumed, claiming, "I have a bed-ridden mother to support who suffers from chronic diseases.."

upon hearing.. bob felt a sense of guilt.. and jolly continued furiously, "My uncle is handicapped and suffers from kidney failure.."

by this time.. bob looked down remorsefully, wishing he had never asked jolly for her contribution.. when jolly interrupted his thoughts and said, "if i didnt even help them.. why should i help you?"

2008-11-24T11:43:00.003+08:00

ohh mann.. today's not my day... wanna celebrate my fren's bday.. celebrate until all the policeman and fireman came... hahaha.. anyway.. its quite special also laaa.. imagine all policeman and fireman wishing you a happy birthday... once in a life time opportunity ehh.. thanks to me.. wahahaha.. haiiiizzzzzz... damn malu ahhhhhhhh

2008-11-23T13:58:00.007+08:00

hoho.. i was invited to moi fren's fren's place to eat ermmm.. hotpot.. their way of saying steamboat.. and 'their' refers to my chinese frens.. from china.. and look at my wordings.. "MY CHINESE FRENS"... NOT AH TIONG OK!!! they are my best frens now.. hahaha... was quite an enjoyable night... i was supposed to be a 'target' and moi fren's mission b4 i fly back to spore was to make me drunk.. guess this is wat we call Mission Impossible ehh.. hahaha.. b4 he could make me fall.. his spongebob squarepants boxer are all over the place... haha.. ohh.. moi fren is thomas.. from hongkong... cute little 'edison' sia... his ex-gf is edison's ex... siao siao...

Not to 4get some hot babes and shuai ge... spot the leng zai tat appears in most photo.. heehee..

And not to 4get some intimate moment when everyone's high.. hahaha.. shit man... in spore do jason and lum.. go usa also gao nan ran... haizzz.. is gay really my fate ehh?!

2008-11-17T04:32:00.001+08:00

sorry.. 6 years ago i didnt study hard and ended up in jjc.. i hope 6 years later i will fight hard and study hard.. yeahh.. jiayou!!!

2008-11-16T15:27:00.002+08:00

"you are a cuckoo who is too hum to fight for what u want just like 6 years ago"

2008-11-14T14:24:00.002+08:00

hohoho.. i did not hand in an assignment.. getting 0 for the project.. woot woot.. haha... sometimes i wonder wtf am i doing.. fucking chui man... got work dun do.. got lessons dun go.. got tests juz skip.. got assignments hand in blank paper... haizzz...

anyway.. juz to update abit... in 1 week's time i gonna go NY.. ermm.. ya again.. fer the 3rd time.. cuz i am damn broke.. parley nv tio.. backside still kana burnt.. haha..

17th dec - 20th dec: saminsanfrancisco
20th dec - 24th dec: saminlasvegas
24th dec - 27thdec: saminmacdonaldscuzheishomeless

wow.. wat an exciting xmas i gonna have.. pple at home eat big xmas meal.. i at macdonalds eat extra value meal... children got gifts and toys.. i got mcdonald happy meal toys.. pple can eat hotcakes, sausage and tar tar sauce.. well.. i can onli beat aeroplane.. knn..

can see moi frustrations in this post.. hahaha.. dulan man... deanlist roommate go havoc with hongkong gers after exams.. leave me alone die.. nvm.. someone told me tat travel alone is to build character.. i am inspired by these words.. hope i will be alive to bring back wat i learnt to spore man.. hahaha..

2008-11-06T07:33:00.003+08:00

I thought this was a good one...

Qns: wat is 6.9??

Ans: 69 spoilt by a period.

2008-11-05T15:57:00.003+08:00

hey.. fer those who needs a smile today.. hope this brings some chuckles..

3 lonely aging old men are discussing peeing and shitting... jason in his sixties.. was claiming.. "you guys wont believe it.. being in the 60s sux.. i spend half an hour everyday standing in the toilet trying to pee.. but nothing ever came out.. not even a drip of pee.."

"you think being in the 60s sux? what till you listen to what happen to me who are in my 70s.." said bob... "i tried shitting everyday for 1 hour.. even took laxatives and whatever i can.. but not even a single crap came out from moi ass.."

"you guys must be joking... u can never imagine how is it gonna be like in the 80s.." claimed lum... i pee promptly at 6am every morning.. juz like a fountain and nothing's left inside moi bladder.. and i shitted exactly at 630am... juz like a merlion.."

"you are able to pee and shit.. so wats so sucky being in the 80s" asked jason and bob..

"well.. i onli wake up at 7am every morning.."

2008-10-29T14:14:00.006+08:00

我想要说我想要说
如果没有了你我该如何往下走
那一秒钟有没有发现我倔强里的问候
怎么劝我放手

2008-10-29T10:27:00.003+08:00

yining.. fer u...

lum and steph are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary.
"steph, I was wondering -- have you ever cheated on me?"
"Oh lumpy, why would you ask such a question now? You don't want to ask that question..."
"Yes, steph, I really want to know. Please."
"Well, all right. Yes, 3 times."
"Three? When were they?"
"Well, lum, remember when you were 35 years old and you really wanted to start the business on your own and no bank would give you a loan? Remember how one day the bank president himself came over to the house and signed the loan papers, no questions asked?"
"Oh, steph, you did that for me! I respect you even more than ever, that you would do such a thing for me! So, when was number 2?"
"Well, lum, remember when you had that last heart attack and you were needing that very tricky operation, and no surgeon would touch you? Remember how Dr. Bob came all the way up here, to do the surgery himself, and then you were in good shape again?"
"I can't believe it! steph, I love that you should do such a thing for me, to save my life! I couldn't have a more wonderful wife. To do such a thing, you must really love me darling. I couldn't be more moved. When was number 3?"
"Well, lumpy, remember a few years ago, when you really wanted to be president of the golf club and you were 17 votes short....."

2008-10-29T09:26:00.002+08:00

the bowl.. the bowl... the bowl is stuck..
it needs no flushing.. becuz... arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... moi toilet bowl is stuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.... howwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww???????????

2008-10-26T12:42:00.004+08:00

ryan giggs!!!

2008-10-20T04:53:00.006+08:00

at the beach...

food!!! oops..

haha.. yeahh.. 3 days at miami.. 3 days at the beach.. even though some may say i stupid.. must as well go sentosa.. but well... haha.. as long as i enjoy moiself and have fun.. its worth it ba..

shrugz... though i went to miami with moi 2 other frens.. but i was alone all the time.. they followed tour grps and went to cool places.. while i stayed at the beach.. but nvm baaa.. hahaha.. the beach is moi home.. the sun.. the sand.. the water.. the breeze.. and the bikini babes.. ermm.. correction.. in miami.. they usually dun wear the tops... yeahhh.. cool cool cool... i mean.. hot hot hot... hahaha...

ohh well.. back to boston.. sian.. got mid terms.. huhh.. mid term?? wats tat ehh??

jay chou wanna be...

going up tat time..

2008-10-15T13:36:00.002+08:00

siann.. presentation screw up day... damn sia suey in front of the angmohs.. no face arrrr~

i thot this was funny:

Lum and Steph are in their seventies and they are still as loving as ever. Lum hugged Steph intimately, and asked if she still rmb the 1st time they have sex. Steph giggled, saying of course she does. She recalled their 1st time, 50 years ago when they leaned against the fence of an old tarven and had their hot, sweaty, ermm.. sex. (shit man.. i type liaoz also goosebumps all come out). Lum suggested to relive the unforgetable experience again, which turned Steph on immediately and both the old folkies hurried down to the old tarven, with their walking sticks.

Mr Z, who was just behind them, overheard their conversation. He chuckled to himself as he was curious to find out to old folkies in their 70s wanting to have erm.. sex. He followed them to the tarven and he saw Lum, undressing himself, with Steph leaning against the fence. He was so disgusted by the sight and he thought its better not to witness the sight. Soon, Z heard screams and moans from Lum and Steph. 10 mins has passed, and the screams and moans seemed to be getting louder. 30 mins has passed and the 2 of them finally stopped screaming and moaning, Z turned back and saw Lum collapsing to the floor, totally exhausted and the look on his face, he's so shag tat he almost died from exhaustion. Z was amazed by how incredible Lum is and decided to ask him his secret. "You guys must be having an amazing sex life. Whats your secret of those screaming and moaning after 50 years?"

Lum replied, "Well, I didn't know there's an electric fence here after 50 years..."

2008-10-12T03:41:00.039+08:00

arghhhh... dulan arrrrrrrr...

2008-10-09T11:51:00.003+08:00

*toot*toot*toot*toot*toot* (all the !@#$% are censored...)
i am one legged now.. sprained moi ankle... and the worst thing is i stepped on a bao tao.. (a black black guy with a turban on his head)... he's moi number one enemy for now.. hahahaha.. talk so much.. play bball so smelly(not literally.. though i tink he really STINKS.. but i am trying to say he play cheat.. hahha..).. nv reject him nvm... still kana crippled by him.. arghhhhh... whyyyyyy?!?!? shouldnt have said so many racist jokes last time.. shittt.. hahaha

angeline and jason are married for years. one gloomy sunday morning.. jason woke up early.. and decided to head to the lake to do some fishing... while angeline just continue her sleep and lie lifelessly like a dead log(as usual.. hahaha) on the bed... the sky is getting darker every minute and after getting into his car.. jason decided to tune into the weather forecast station before deciding whether to continue with his fishing trip.. as expected.. the town is predicted to have thunderstorm all day and jason decided to give up on his fishing trip and slip back into the bed with angeline for a lazy sunday morning...

with angeline still lying on the bed and refused to turn towards him.. jason said, "honey.. its going to rain for the whole day"
angeline.. still with her eyes closed and replied motionlessly, "yeahh.. and moi stupid husband is out fishing.."

baaaaalisa is a hot blonde and 1 day.. dressed in her most sexy mini skirt... baaaalisa went to sch.. when the bus came.. baaalisa's skirt is so tight that she has difficulty getting up the stairs.. she turned backwards.. unzip her skirt a little.. and tried to climb up the stairs.. still feeling her skirt is too tight.. she turned back and unzip her skirt further.. however.. her skirt is still too tight for her to get up the stairs and finally.. she turned back and unzip her skirt fully.. hoping she tat woulld do the job and she could board the bus.. at this time.. bob.. at the back of baaaalisa(like he always do).. grabbed her butts.. and pushed her up the stairs... annoyed.. baaaalisa turned back and said angrily.. "hey.. i noe i am sexy and hot.. but who on earth give u the permission to touch me!!"

bob.. giving the innocent look(and he always do after eating someone's baaa.. ask him more abt someone's BRA hanging outside HIS ROOM.. hahaha) replied, "hey.. u turned back and undo my flyers.. i tink tat give me the permission to do so eh.."

haha.. besides jokes.. this will be sabo-ing ground!!! sorry jason and angeline!!! hahaha.. but fer bob.. too bad!!! who ask u to jia ba in the 1st place!!! boooo!!!! hahhaha

ohhh.. wait wait.. i am going to floooooooridaaaaaa nxt week!!! apple bottom jeans jeans boot with the fur with the fur... woot woot!!!! will upload more peektures of miamiiiii!!! hahaha

oh my god i'm back again.. brothers sisters everybody sing~

2008-10-02T12:35:00.003+08:00

MINGLE MINGLE... V...... BOMB!!!!
V are V are V are BOMB
BOMB are BOMB are BOMB are V
V are BOMB, BOMB are V
WE are.. We are.. We are...
CASTOR/JANGO/6SHOTS!!!

hahaha... how i miss foc.. how abt u guys?.. miss the cheer? the fun? the freedom.. the carefreeness.. the shagness... the laughters.. the i-want-to-sleep-but-those-retarded-seniors-dont-let-me-sleep feeling... the many many 'thes'...

as the sem goes.. its work work work.. mug mug mug.. projects.. quizes.. presentations rite.. i am sure u guys are tired and feel burnt out ya?? hahaha.. rmb how i always shake.. as though i got fit(according to kasster..) AIYO MAI YO AI YO.. AI YO JIU KA KA YO?? juz bite ur teeth.. study hard man!!! few more weeks nia.. want to study or dun want to study?? want to study den juz piaaaaa!!! JIAYOU GUYS... U CAN DO IT!!!

hahaha.. i dedicate this msg to each and everyone of u.. from shabilis(did i spell correctly?? till now that og name is still a myth...)... bloodstone(i am sure u all are busy working to visit moi blog.. but nvtheless.. i wanna send moi regards..).. to CASTOR(moi beloved seniors.. some even last semester in NTU...).. JANGO(u all are the most zai OG.. though not in terms of enthu.. but studies i am sure u all qie all the others!!!).. and 6SHOTS(though i'm not ard and dun really noe how u guys are doing.. but i hope u guys are doing well and i am sure u will!!)..

really really a biggggg thank you to all of u fer making moi uni life so colourful and meaningful... hahaha.. sounds like i dying or wat rite.. choi~~~ juz wanna dedicate this post to everyone of u... there will come a day when u feel lonely.. when u feel shitty.. when u feel things are pressing u so hard tat u cant breathe... but it is not today!!! TODAY... WE CHIONGGGGG AND PIAAAAAA TOGETHER!!!!!! WE.. ARE... CASTOR/JANGO/6SHOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2008-09-24T15:46:00.001+08:00

wah kaoz.. really going to 4am... hahaha..

ehh.. jason darling... cheer up k... love ya lots.. muackz

studieeeeeeeeee

2008-09-24T14:06:00.005+08:00

arghhhhhh... u all must be damn sian rite.. recess week = hell week... hahahaa.. but anyway.. jiayou man!!! really.. after recess week... bu zhi bu jue final exam come liaoz... the sem gonna finish b4 u realize... so jiayou nowwww!!!!

i am no better le.. tmd.. they say go exchange to play.. yesterday i study till 4am... i tink i more hardworking in US man... wah kaoz.. tonight burning midnight oil again... i nv finish hw.. i scare teacher scold.. hahaha.. the professor there damn fierce one.. 1st lesson scold vulgar language.. den say i am pain in the ass.. i tink i need to poke his ass den he noe wat is pain in the ass la.. make me so kan chong need to do work.. arghhhhhhh

anyway.. 23th September 2008... a memorable date.. something wonderful happened.. i wish u 2 with all my heart and soul.. sincerely and genuinely.. may u 2 be together happily till your hairs turn grey with everlasting love... yeahh.. here i am sending moi blessings from the other part of the world.. hahaha...

such a happy moment... share some jokes to add on to the joyful occasion..

Both Bob and Sann(sorry!! i couldnt tink of a name!!!) are 10 years old this year. They are madly in love despite their young age and they wanted to get marry right away.

Bob went up to sann's father and said, "Sir, I am madly in love with your daughter, Sann. Can I marry her now?" Amused by how cute Bob is to say those words, sann's dad replied, "You guys are so young. Where are you going to sleep after your marriage?" Bob answered immediately, "Sir, I am small and thin(i am SOOOO sure laaaa bx... hahaha) just like sann and we dont need lots of space, the room of moi hse should be fine fer the 2 of us."

Still finding Bob adorable with the innocent answer, sann's dad continued, "Well.. then how are you guys gonna support yourself after u guys get married?" Bob answered, "Sir, I have $10 per week while sann got $5. We'll get $60 per month and it will do us just fine."

At this moment, sann's dad is a little shocked to see how determined and prepared Bob is for the marriage. He began to think of a qns that there's no way Bob is able to answer. After some time, sann's dad asked, "So what are you gonna do if you 2 get little ones after getting married?"

Bob replied, "Well Sir, we have been quite lucky until now."

BACS

2008-09-21T17:19:00.005+08:00

20th September 2008 - worst night of moi life... tink really old liaoz.. body dont work as well as last time man... heh...
slept the whole day today.. woke up at 12.. and went back to sleep till 530 after eating and bathing.. falling sick again... wah kaoz... no wonder they say ren lao duo bing... hahaha.. its 530am now.. nothing further... out...

another week has passed..

2008-09-19T07:46:00.004+08:00

sian arrr.. i am having lesson now.. 213.. accounting info system... dunno wat siaaaaa..
siannnnn.. .. jiu wooooo arrrr!!! hahaha

oh btw.. i juz had moi 214 presentation.. its been 1 year since i am in formal wear and gave a formal presentation le.. hahaha.. this time i nv prepare anything.. juz present the exact same topic i did in 114... much more smooth sailing.. whoOoO.. all the angmohs stunned by moi stunts sia.. hahaha.. SINGAPORE POWER!!!

ehh.. u all having night cycling later rite.... wah laozzz.. so shiooookkkkkk laaa.. i really really wished i can join u all... have fun okkkk... FOR ME MAN!!!! last year even though i am a road hazard.. i completed it and it was fun!!! watch sun rise together with og... really nothing can describe tat moment la.. have lots of fun okkkkkkk... cuz i'll definitely exp the fun laughter and joy u all have over here one.. alone.. siannnn.. hahahha

hmm.. this week's jokes not bad.. 1st one most of u might have heard b4...

There's 3 man outside the gate to heaven. St Peter told them.. sorry guys.. today's admission rate to heaven is 33%.. so i can onli grant 1 of u entry to heaven.. and he shall be the one who died the most tragic death..

He brught the 1st man to 1 side.. and asked the man to describe his death... The man began, "well.. i suspect moi wife is having an affair.. so i rushed home and realized moi wife was bathing.. and i begin moi hunt fer tat bastard... i searched the whole house but in vain.. but finally, i found 1 man barely holding on to the edge of moi balcony.. "he must be tat bastard," i told moiself! i began to jump up and down at him.. hoping he will fall to his death.. as he refused to let go of his grip... i went to the storeroom to get a hammar.. and i crushed his hands.. he fell 25 storey down.. but wat a lucky bastard.. he survived the fall.. but ultimately, i finished him off by throwing the refrigerator down.. after tat.. i feel so guilty of wat i have juz done.. and i went back to moi room and choked moiself to death.." St Peter noded.. and went to the 2nd guy saying, "Oh dear.. wat happened... ur hands and body are all crushed.."

The 2nd guy recalled.. "I was living on the 27th floor of this building. I juz bought the book, <> and i was practising it at moi balcony, i slipped and fell.. luckily fer me.. i managed to grab on to the edge of the balcony after falling 2 storeys.. i was pulling moiself up.. when this mad man started jumping up and down on moi hands.. i refused to let go and he left.. juz as i was pulling moiself up.. that idiot came back with a hammar.. crushed my hands.. and i fell 25 storeys down.. and for heaven sake.. i landed on the bush.. and was spared from death.. but tat bastard threw a fridge right down at me from 25 storeys, and i was crushed to moi death.. St Peter sympathized with him.. and walked to the 3rd guy.. "oh my gosh.. u're naked.. what happened to u?"

3rd guy: "I dun really noe... i was hiding in a fridge.. and i fell to moi death the nxt moment..."

Parrots
Bob has 2 female parrots.. and being as horny as him.. the onli things the parrots can say is, "We're prostitutes.. do you want to have some fun.." Disturbed.. bob went to his priest.. hoping his female parrots can say something decent.. "Dun worry" said the priest.. "I have 2 male parrots.. and i made them read the bible.. recite the words of god.. pay grace and bow for word of prayers.. i am sure ur 2 female parrots will be cultivated and speak honourably.." The priest took the 2 female parrots, put them together with his 2 male parrots and left the room.. having full confidence his 2 male parrots will get the job done.

The female parrots, as expected, started, "We're prostitutes.. do u want to have some fun?" Astonished.. one of the male parrots exclaimed to the other.. "Buddy, have u heard tat?! Close the bible.. Our prayers are answered!!!"

i am backkkk!!!

2008-09-15T13:44:00.005+08:00

YoyOyoyoOYOYyoyoYOoo!!!

hahaha.. finalllyyyy.. i am backkkk!!! last week is kinda.. ermmm.. i dunno.. sleepy ehh?? i literally sleep the whole week away.. and its 2am now.. i haven bath.. haven wash the bowls.. haven wash moi clothes.. haven even take off moi shoes!!! upload pics on fb and blogging now since i came back from new york.. hahaha

ehh.. new york so so onli lehh.. nothing spectacular also.. i tink its the crowd i am with ba.. =x

1st day arrive go museum.. nxt day also go museum.. kaozz... not tat i wanna say or complain.. but go NY everyday go museums.. kaozz.. i tink their brains need some unstucking man...

but anyway.. the 2nd day i split up.. yesss!!! hahaha.. try moi best to be more artistic and took some artistic shots with moiself in it.. sexy rite!! after tat went to chinatown in NY.. hahaha.. after eating den heehee with my Spirit Breaker fren.. haha.. the whole NY trip i didnt buy anything.. but i spend 40 on transportation.. 100 on food.. eating in US is siao one.. i am broke now!! hahaha.. ohh.. say until money.. the jokes for these week:

Bob went to his company's dinner and dance party. Being a non-drinker, he would get drunk on the slightest sip of alcohol and no doubt on that night, he was dead drunk. When he woke up the next morning, he found himself in his comfy pyjamas, his suit well pressed, and lipstick on the mirror writing: "Honey, enjoy your breakfast - love." He cant even rmb how he got back the previous night.. he walked to the dining area and found a set of breakfast on the table. Puzzled.. he asked his son what has happened.. his son told him, dad, when u came home last night.. u're dead drunk.. u fell and broke the chair.. u puked all over yourself and u're in a mess.. when mum tried to change ur clothes.. u yelled, get lost.. i am married..

broken chair $20, set of breakfast - $5, said the rite thing at the rite time - priceless

Bob and Jason are the brightest students in NTU. They have aced every tests and the coming final exams are nothing to them. They decided to go partying the whole night b4 the final stats exam. As expected, they woke up late and missed the test. Their intelligence didnt let them down and they approached Dr Bala, their stats professor and continued to explain tat the tyre of Bob's lorry punctured on their way to sch after he picked Jason up. They asked for a retest. Convinced, Dr Bala agreed and reschedule their exams to the nxt day. On the nxt day, Bala separated the 2 of them.. and gave them the exam paper. It was surprisingly short and there's onli 2 qns...

Q1) What is the sum of 5 plus 5? (5 marks)

Q2) Which tyre? (95 marks)

2008-09-06T09:38:00.010+08:00

人有悲欢离合,

月有阴晴圆缺,

此事古难全.

但愿人长久,

千里共婵娟.

Man has joyful reunions and sorrow partings,
The moon may be dim or bright, wax or wane,
Perfection never exists.
May every relationships eternalize,
We'll share the splendid moon over a thousand miles.

Cost Management..(AA102 Managerial Accounting in NTU)

2008-09-05T08:31:00.005+08:00

Well.. i dun really noe wat happened fer the whole day.. didnt really sleep well.. wanna share with u guys wat i learnt(and wat i actually rmb) from moi accounting, cost management class.

1) His First Time

There was this couple who dated for some time. One day, she invited him home to dine with her parents, also promising him to some boom bang after dinner.

Excited, he rushed to the nearest pharmacy, wanting to buy condoms for the occasion. Since its gonna be his 1st time, he consulted the pharmacist on everything he should know abt sex and condoms. When asked if he wants a 3pack, 10 pack or a family pack condoms, he told the pharmacist tat he needed the family pack as he would probably go through the night.

The day finally came. After greeting her parents, he bowed and paid grace. He is still paying grace after 1 minute. After 10 minutes, he is still bowing with his head down. After 20 minutes with his head down, she leaned towards him and whispered,"I didnt noe u are so religious."

He replied, "I didnt noe ur dad is a pharmacist..."

2) 3 Wishes for the Bear and the Rabbit
There was a bear who chased a rabbit and after some chasing, they reached a magical pond. They met a frog, and since its been a very very long time that someone has last visited him, he decided to grant 3 wishes, each for the bear and the rabbit.

Excited and being a male, the bear wished that all the other bears in the forest are females. The rabbit just wished for a helmet.

Laughing at how the rabbit has just wasted his 1st wish, the bear wished that all the bears in the next forest are all females. The rabbit asked for a motorcycle for his 2nd wish.

Laughing at the stupidity of the rabbit again, the bear demanded that ALL the other bears in the whole world are females. Without hesitation, the rabbit wished for the bear to be gay.

yup yup.. tats wat i learnt in class... and the last thing i rmb is tat.. the professor spent few minutes trying to get to "slide 47" from "slide 42" and he said,"arghhh... enjoy your weekends.."

WELCOME TO USA!!! hahaha

yesterday was my 1st day of sch

2008-09-03T23:37:00.003+08:00

haha... yesterday too shag... didnt have the energy to blog.. moi 1st day of sch is from 2pm to 9pm... ohhh.. and the 1st professor of my 1st lesson on the 1st day of school in the 1st time of my life used vulgar language... wah sehh.. welcome to america...

feel moi brain gonna rust liaoz la.. at least last time in army everyday yes sir no sir and sign extra.. this time round.. i have not used my brain since april!! die die die... in moi brain onli bowl.. unstuck... castor.. jango and 6shots(i say fer formality sake.. dun get too happy)

after sch.. went to play some bball... wah kaoz.. few years nv play.. 1st time play den play full court.. plus angmoh play ball... run here run there... dunno play ball or doing shuttle run.. i almost died.. literally... 1st time in moi life moi saliva hardens and i feel moi salivary glands are producing solids.. kaozzz... plus the angmohs everyone so big size... imagine a 90kg piece of meat charging at u... hor say.. gg... i am lucky to be able to blog now... even though its 1 day later...

hahaa.. later i hope i have the motivation to hit the gym(i tink by now 99.99% i wont go liaoz)... but i saw the angmohs whack the metals horr.. kaozz.. each of them like megazoid like tat.. hahaha.. i hope to be like debbie to be like megazoid(rmb how ka leong does his power ranger/megazoid thingy... i can nv do tat!!!)

okkk.. tats all folks... see yaaaaa soon.. shit man.. early in the morning miss u all liaoz.. emo liaoz... siannn... all becuz of u la yining!!! you good! watch out!!!

my house is on fireeeeeee!!!

2008-09-01T12:34:00.013+08:00

hohoho... today is moi day trip with my IBN, international buddy network... siann.. didnt get to alot of places like moi other frens cuz she has to be back to do some duties... but we did tour havard university.. its like SMU sia.. city campus.. haha..

i came back and have a nap.. den i heard eeyooo eeyoooo.. the fire alarm went off sia.. moi house caught fire!! hahaha.. moi neighbours tried to cook and the pan caught fire.. police and fire engines came and the 3 of us inside the house was like... ohhh shitttt... got so yan zhong ma... hahaha...

yupp.. den later i went online... bx tried to be funny and flashed in front of his webcam.. i didnt noe he can webcam me even i dun have one... hahaah.. post the video for all of u to see...

Boston Red Sox

2008-08-30T11:41:00.011+08:00

Hohoho... today's lunch is the last meal tat i can eat fer free at bentley.. and shit... i didnt eat alot... hahaha.. damn hungry now... anyway.. slack the whole afternoon... wanna take a nap in the afternoon but lum talked to me till 4pm sia.. i wonder wat he doing online at 4am.. ahhaahah..

anyway... at 5pm.. we took a yellow school bus(the one u see on batman.. no joke!!) to the Fenway park where the red sox hosted the chicago white sox... hahha.. lucky i played softball fer hall b4... so i agar agar noe the game.. if not cfm sit there like a sotong 1.. dunno wat is happening.. like the pple sitting nxt to me... shhhh~ hahahaha... but the game is boring man... no homeruns... shit!!! jason!!! so sad!!! the most onli 2 base run... even zhaoyuan at base 3.5 liaoz... oooopss.. sorry zhao yuan!!

hahaha.. nothing much ehh.. juz tat the stupid hotdog cost 8usd... and it taste like shit... i tink zhaoyuan's bananadog nicer man... oooops... sorry again!! hahaha.. no offence arr... i tink of u alot so keep mentioning u... hahaha.. as i am typing.. u all must be enjoying ibiza now... arghhh.. i wanna go lehh!!! ehh 6shots!!! join lots of games and have lotsa fun there man!!! hahaha... hopefully the sun is big big right now!!!

MY FIRST LESSON!!!!!!!

2008-08-28T08:47:00.003+08:00

My GAY prize from the GAY lesson!!!!! woot woot~

yoyoyoyyoyoo!!! hahaha.. today i had moi FIRST lesson in bentley college!!! guess wat guess wat!!! its a lesson onnnnnnnn..... *gong gong gong gong gong* GAY, LESBIAN, BISEXUAL & TRANSGENDERED!!! omgggggggg... cant imagine rite... the more funny is.. at 1st the 5 of us(me, moi roomie, and 3 HK frens) went into the classroom... we were the onli pple there and... after a while of discussions.. the 'teacher' told us he is gay... we were like... ermmmmmmmm...... ohhh shitttt... and we went silent there after... haha.. at the end of the lesson... there was a question and i answered it correctly.. and i got a red sox ticket!!!! woot woot!!! but it shows how gay i am rite.. shitttttt... (red sox is actually the boston team fer baseball... best team in USA)... jasonnn... where are uuuuuuuu~~~

haha.. anyway.. some info abt boston.. boston is the capital town of the state Massachusetts... and the onli 2 states in USA tat legalized gay marriage is Massachusetts and California(ehh.. jason we migrate here nxt time k... if ur traffic light turn red these 4months i gonna rape cum murder u when i get back to spore)... haha.. and ermm.. alcohol is strictly controlled in MA... its a crime to have an OPEN can of beer/alcohol/watever thingy tat is opened and got alcohol content on public places... wah seh man... drinkers pls dun come to MA.. hahaha... and dun talk abt smoking.. so far i haven seen any smoker yet... MA really a place fer nerds siaaaaa... how how how how how??? haha.. i'm going to harvard tomolo!! hopefully can buy some harvard business sch t-shirts come back stun all the professors in ntu... hahahha... OWNING!!!

New language!!!

2008-08-27T09:03:00.005+08:00

Vicee Ferte -- Portuguese - =)
Cao ni ma -- chinese(nv hear b4 rite?) - =))

Vicee bonetta -- Portuguese, Spanish - you are beautiful
Vicce bonetto -- Portuguese, Spanish - you are handsome
El legal -- Portuguese - you are nice

El te amo -- Portuguese - i love you
Te Amo/Te Quiero -- Spanish - i love you

2008-08-27T03:18:00.004+08:00

Bentley College!!!

angmohs lunch machiam pinic.. damn shiokkk

the student center...

yoyoyo.. its really cold there!! haha.. this morning when i open the window.. wah seh.. the temp outside is actually colder than the air con in moi room sia... cold until i cant sleep anymore.. so 6am i go msn tok to u guys liaoz.. haha...

but it is really nice when the sun comes out!! the sun is nice and beautiful... same as a sunny day in spore juz tat it feels like the entire world is air conditioned.. i love sunny but cooling weather!! hahah... hope winter dun come so soon!! ehh.. but i wanna exp snow too!! so no matter wat it is.. i got wat i want!! hahaa.. (tats being optimistic... i can tink otherwise too...)

but anyway... everyday.. every meal.. everytime i also jia ba... jia ba until sian arrr... steak... chicken... sausage... arghhhhh... wo yao chi fannnnnn... da bian also can!!!! i dun want jia baaaaa!!!

haha.. post some nice pictures of moi lunch juz now.. got a liveband... its an outdoor barbeque lunch.. everything is juz so laid back and relaxing here!! nice nice!!!

wo ai jiat beng!!!

2008-08-26T12:11:00.000+08:00

yoyoyo... 2nd day of the orientation today.. woke up at 7++ fer the continental breakfast... angmohs eat fruits fer their breakfast one!!! hahaha... den have some talks until lunch.. as usual.. go to auditorium den Z monster come find me.. hohoho... the lunch was super man!!! sausages.. ba chor... ham.. chicken... protein packed!!! jiat ba until siannnn... wo ai jiat beng!!! how come no rice?!!?!? arghhhhhhh... whoooo~~ they having some video dance PARTY! but i concussed all the way sia... really have to force moiself up juz to bathe.. if dun bathe abit ermm... hahaha... okkk... knocking out soon... see u all soon man...

p.s. bs ct jg ss rox!!!

First Day in moi room..

2008-08-24T23:59:00.000+08:00

haha.. i'm with jessica alba!!! hohoho

My table!!!!

Here's my apartment...

yoyoyoyo everyone... got 4get me?!?!

haha.. yoyo... i juz checked into moi hall... kinda.. erm... not really a hall lehh.. sian.. its an apartment!!! hahaha... anyway... wah... damn shag... the number of planes i took yesterday = the number of planes i took in moi entire life.. hahahaha...

nothing much yesterday...abit sick onli... sux man... feeling damn groggy now.. *gong gong gong*...

ok la.. so far US so so onli lehh... jialat.. even moi roomie is more outgoing than i am la.. he keep going out to mingle mingle with the rest... die die die... i throw face liaoz... nbs foc gl so not on one... hahaha... nvm.. when i get well den i go ard bowl those nigga!!!! Muahahahaha